Smoosh

To have sex with; to fuck

Past Tense: Smooshed

Also See: Smooshing
ie:

-What did you & that whooarh bag do last nite?
-Bro, We smooshed! ;)
by Pumpin-Pauly-G February 03, 2010
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Smoosh

This word originates from Jersey Shore.

It is plainly sex. Intercourse. Fucking. Parking the garage. Usually orange people use this term when they are horny and are DTF.
by OrangeLove October 25, 2010
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Smoosh

During times of desperation, the only way to possibly escape fire and Lava. Made famous by RasericGames, a Let's Play youtube channel
You need to smoosh across the lava if you want the Grand Star!
by RasericGames December 31, 2011
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Smoosh

To squash; to smear, smudge, splat or genarally mess up.
Past tense: smooshed.
John: That kid is about to smoosh ice cream all over his face.

Sarah: I thought my nails were dry, but they got smooshed!
by gazareth87 April 21, 2011
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1. n; Seattle's remarkable pop-based indie-rock sister duo comprised of Asya (13) on vocals & keyboards and Chloe (11) on drums.

2. tr. v.; To squash or mash.
1. Smoosh is the most exciting band.

2. I sat on my sack lunch and squashed my pb&j.
by Daniel April 01, 2005
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To 'get it.' Have intercourse. To hook up. Generally unattached, but can be done between couples. Similar to smash only with more cuddly undertones. Smooshing might be used in place of 'smashing' when it's someone the person actually cares about, whether as a friend or more. They do, indeed, want to fuck, but a bit of cuddling and talking is not completely frowned upon and no ill will is meant with a smoosh. Just a mutual friendly fucking.
girl -"are you trying to smash?!"
boy - "no! not at all! but i wouldn't mind if we smooshed..."
girl - "oh, well that's fine then!"

girl1 - "so are you going to go get dinner with him?"
girl2 - "hell no! i just wanted to fuck. he wants to be friends and cuddle and smoosh. dinner will give him the wrong idea."

girl - "do you wanna smoosh tonight?"
boy - "hell yeah! my bed or yours?"
by xKingston February 27, 2011
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When a small human lays their entire body onto a larger human in an effort to flatten the person completely.
Big human: "I'm tired, want to go lay down?"
Little human: "Yeah but I'm going to totally smoosh you!"

Big human: "After a good night of smooshing I always get No FX Hot Dog In the Hallway in my head."
Little human: 🎶 "When I get on top of her I can't touch the mattress." 🎶
by ManicMonday September 11, 2013
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