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Smoogums 

The sexiest man to ever walk the planet. He is insane at every sport and picks up all the bitches. He also has a weird addiction for gummy bears.
Roland is such a smoogums. He offered that girl a gummy bear and she sucked his dick immediately.

Smorgusblorg

When a man replaces the marshmallow in a smore with roofies and a cum shot and feeds it to a girl takes her back to a cabin in a woods and puts a chess piece in a condom and puts it up her ass while fucking her in the pussy and choking her as she calls you "Daddy!".
Do you see that girl over there, I'm going to give her a smorgusblorg, its gonna be good.
An affectionate phrase for a smug doofus.
Dr. John was making fun of our evening plans. He was being such a smoofus.
Smoofus by SarahConor November 12, 2018

smorgusporn 

Wow, you've got quite a smorgusporn on your computer.
smorgusporn by Damiano75 March 1, 2008

Smoogussy 

I'm so proud of my Smoogussy
Smoogussy by Larid April 5, 2024

smoogasarous 

A object or creature that makes large quantities of smooge in various places. i.e. david,isaac, and andie.
omfg! that smoogasarous dropped sour patch kids all over the freakin carptet!
smoogasarous by darkbear321 October 30, 2010