smomn

smomn is an acronym for "squirt milk out my nose." used to denote someone who is laughing at the same time drinking milk. this milk would projectile out of said nostrils of such the person that is laughing in that no one would have any clue if this person had not said smomn. this was made in an attempt to deteriorate the use of lol, which is majorly overused now.

person1: i farted
person2: smomn
person1: wtf?
person2: don't worry about it

by backoffmoron January 18, 2010

Smonday

The anxiety and sadness you get on Sunday when you realise it's Monday the next day.

"Smonday urghh "
"Nooo, it feels like Smonday"

by -Chloe- October 28, 2019

Smonk

Ironic synonym for smoke originating from the meme culture, usually used with doggos (dogs)

High doggo 1: when you smonk the weed

by Australium Gold July 21, 2016

Smown

When you realize there is goint to be a Mario Movie, but it is going to be made by Illumination.

Illumination is making the Mario movie, there was smowns all around.

by Waluigi8965 March 19, 2019

Somnang

A total Cambodian gangster. Can't speak great english, but you can understand his fists.

Q:Dude was that guy Cambodian?

A: Yeah dude hes a Somnang

by Ballsackinthemouth December 13, 2010

Somniphobia

Also known as hypnophobia, this is the abnormal fear of falling asleep. Oftentimes it can be the result of people feeling as though they are losing control and nightmares have been known to cause it as well.

-"Sophie next door has Somniphobia, she is up unti 2-3 o'clock, its insane!"

by LightningThunda November 3, 2014

Smomo

Is a silly person, pet name as silly dumb dumb. A clown act, A slow thinker, not quick reactor. A slow frog leap.

Smomo is someone silly and dumb, in a pet loving manner. A slow leap.

by Cice Rivera June 20, 2009