A 6 foot 9 eminent tank of an alphamale with the best youtube channel to ever grace the human race. smolden has a gigantic penis that would obliterate any mother's pussy, but also has good morals that prevent him from disrespecting any being on the planet Earth (unless they're not subscribed to smolden). He has a heart the size of an Antonov An-225, with a great passion for flags and entertaining the people of the internet. Everybody loves smolden.
Frank: "Who's your favourite youtuber?"
Jesus: "Thats the dumbest fucking question i've ever heard. Of course it's smolden you dickwad"
Frank: "My bad, soz mate"
Jesus: "Thats the dumbest fucking question i've ever heard. Of course it's smolden you dickwad"
Frank: "My bad, soz mate"
by Cale Bevans' Badger August 13, 2021