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Dockery smokery
Dockery smokery by Easy dude October 14, 2021
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smokery • Cock Smokery • Dockery smokery • smokey • Smoker • Smokey Joe • smokey the bear • smoker's cough • smokey robinson • smokely
Cock Smokery
Fem: Look what nora iden did!
John: That was an act of pure and unadulterated cock smokery. Tisk tisk...
John: That was an act of pure and unadulterated cock smokery. Tisk tisk...
Cock Smokery by mad_worker October 7, 2008
Honkey Smoker
(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.
Honkey Smoker by hellooostrich January 7, 2011
Smokers Lungs
Tina D Cooks nasty ass smokers lungs and breath are disgusting!!!🤮🤮🤮 And her yuck breath too. Barf City!!!
Smokers Lungs by OrangeCandyBar March 30, 2022
South Carolina Smoker
When you fart in a tent and close up all the windows so that the next person who comes in walks into a hot, smelly wall of shit.
We went camping the other day and I ate a lot of beans so I pulled a South Carolina Smoker on my girlfriend and nearly made her puke.
South Carolina Smoker by Smellybunghole November 6, 2011
smoker's remorse
The feeling you get when you light up a cigarette, then halfway through, you realize you don't feel like smoking it anymore.
smoker's remorse by James_DP March 11, 2009
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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