smokely

Having the want to smoke.

Damn I'm smokely, let's go have a cigarette.

by Mella September 10, 2003

smokely

if you smell smoke but it is not smoke but everyone thinks its smoke.

you see like a smokely person

by CoolJeffMan123 March 5, 2023

Smokely

1. A person or family of persons that chain smoke cigarettes while drinking cheap soda from the pallets lining the hallway of their house.

Jean I was talking to the Ol' Smokely's down the street, you know who I'm talking about, that family with the 3 year old that I bummed a smoke from the other day.

by GapsUtter April 10, 2022

Smokela

"Smokela"
Some vsco borderline sociopath insomnia troglodyte that is overflown with anxiety guy I met on xbox, he was hiding in a bush as Junkrat trying to contest the payload. now at this point i should've just thrown my Xbox out of the window
but for some reason i choose to lay in that bush aswell as junk.
he aks's me to kill him and i 10/10 would tbh
past forward.
he also loves to write fanfics about dead by daylight characters most of the time it would go like
mikey stalking some survivors in the toilet and Bill being and eggplant and pig sniffing asses and it would all go downhill from here and would end up being some orgy with killers and survivors.
one day i left him in voice with a playing "puking sounds for 10 hours" and he said he enjoyed it.
Today i beated up Snoop dogg for making a song about me and it turned out hes a little fat bitch called miley cyrus and after that i beated up his family dogs and pets and then he went in the hospital and i sued him for sueing me
i mean i fucked his dog in the ass
Hit or fuck, guess they molested the kids huh you got a pervert i bet he didnt want ya small ass he gonna find another kid and he wont miss ya he gonna spin and hit the vagina like wiz khalifa

does it say "I'm still here"
Smoke: WHO CARES!?
(after seeing Mitsukie from naruto)
"He could be a pedophile"
funfact my cat said "meow"which roughly translate to: i got your uncle in my basement and im raping him now
Humanity would be better without humans

"I just gaslighted my entire contacts because I felt like it"

"OMG! That is such a Tiffany moment. You're such a smokela"

Another example :
"Oh no, the definition is too long! What are we gonna take out?"
"Just take out the liver or heart or something"
"OMG!!!! You're such a Sparky"

by 5-Minute Crafts Hack July 24, 2022

Smokey Bear Parade

1. An exceptionally large amount of Marine Corps Drill Instructors in one place at a givin time. Usually in motion. (ie. parade, march)

2. A Marine Corps recruits worst nightmare in reality.

Ohh my sweet-mary-mother-of-God!! It's a SMOKEY BEAR PARADE!

by Chattom, E August 22, 2006

Smokey Time

A special time in which an individual goes out to take a little smoke whether its a normal cigarette or even the bong pipe. Smokey time is a time where the smoker devotes his/her heart to the smoke, and nothing can distract them from the wonderful effect it produces. Too much Smokey Time can result in Lung Cancer or getting high, which is why you should limit the Smokey Time to about 5 hours or less. Some people get too carried away while engaging in Smokey Time which frequently results in them smoking through important business meetings and other important events without eve realizing. Some people even smoke to the point where their mind is literally telling them to "Screw anyone else, just smoke me". Smokey Time is becoming a serious problem in the United States of America, as well as the rest of the world. If the government does not outlaw Smokey Time soon, the whole world will begin to smoke, resulting in world chaos and havoc. And as if Smokey Time alone wasn't enough, society in general (well the Smokey Time population and fans) have decided that it is "okay" to just throws their cigarettes all over the streets and onto the floor. This contributes to world litter, and more smoke being released into the air for innocent little pookies to smell it and get addicted to Smokey Time. Although Smokey Time is addicting, and it makes the body feel better while engaging in it, there are many more cons than pros when it comes to Smokey Time. Plz do your part by not joining people in Smokey Time. When, they have made it clear that they are going out to have a little Smokey Time, ignore them and think to yourself, "What a dumbass, he/she's gonna die" and just leave it at that. On a final note I would like to state that Smokey Time IZ NIICE! SCREW THIS DEFINITION LET'S GO HAVE SOME SMOKEY TIME!

Sid - Hey where is Uncle Joe going, he just got here?

Mir - Oh, he's just going out for a little Smokey Time, but he'll be back soon.

Sid - Oh I see. You wanna join him?

Mir and Kaba say in unison - LET'S.

Borat (from the corner of the room) - SMOKEY TIME, IZ NIICE!

by Mastie August 21, 2009

smokeless

the condition of wearing no underwear.

it's okay, mrs. landingham, she hasn't gone smokeless.

by kendall September 6, 2004