smokehouse

A nickname for a dark skinned man with a long penis. Named because his schlong looks like a sausage that one would find hanging in a smokehouse.

Man, Smokehouse over der picking at his feets again.

by biffula December 27, 2007

smokehouse

(V). An extremely attractive female. Refers to her being "smokin'" hot. Is used when classifying someone's attractiveness.

Jessica Simpson is a smokehouse!

by ERNNNNN April 19, 2007

smokehouse

Homosexual male...One who hangs meat in mouth.

Is your nickname smokehouse? because everyone likes to hang their meat in your mouth.

by davey loadman June 13, 2008

smokehouse

Verb : To get trash from a restaraunt joint's dumpster and spread that shit in someone's yard. A substitute for tee-peeing.

Shit son, that nigga's yard got smokehoused!

by Wayne Brady, Bitch February 12, 2005

Smokehouse

The act of having someone shit down your throat after eating barbecued smoked meat

I totally got smokehoused by that girl last night

by Alfor October 2, 2017

Smokehouse Attitude

Pronounced "thmokehouse attitude" in a deep retarted-like voice. It's an attitude that describes the sloth like and lazy disposition of any particular person that might be having an off day or just spent hours practicing a Charlie Parker lick without the aid of heroin and is deeply craving quality barbecue and a friendly family environment.

Trent, why do you have such a smokehouse attitude today?! Did your dad replace you as a son or something?

by Everett Jones October 29, 2011

Texas Smokehouse

When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.

"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"

by Lord Bill The Janitor January 26, 2016