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smoke pole 

smoke pole by Anonymous January 17, 2003

smoke pole 

To suck cock, mostly big cocks
Billy"Hey Grant Shepardson, why do you like to smoke pole?"

Grant" Because im a huge fag."
smoke pole by Chief Hugecock July 3, 2010

smoke your pole 

Suck your dick. First used in the movie 'Cruising' (1980) starring Al Pacino.
"Have you ever had another man smoke your pole?"
smoke your pole by buzz90 September 6, 2007

Smoke a pole 

1.a non vulgar form of saying "blow job"
2. an insult
tina: hey john you need to clean your car.
john: go smoke a pole.
Smoke a pole by geeber101 October 10, 2011

smoke a pole 

smoke a pole by Anonymous November 20, 2001

smoke my pole 

Originally from the movie "The 40 Year-old Virgin", it means to smoke ones dick, like a cigarette.
"Haziz, smoke my pole."
smoke my pole by Me132 January 11, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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