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Smission 

An additional physical sense possessed by some robots in the television series Futurama.
"I would trade any of my other senses, even smission..."
Smission by Tim Thomason December 23, 2007
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Smission 

(noun)

1) An instance in which God takes it upon himself to personally destroy an object, city, or people with his finger.
2) A phrase used to clarify what has just happened in a game of dungeons and dragons.
DM: And so after defiling your God's temple he doth smote you.

Player 1: Smote? What's that?

Player 2: It's like Smission! SMISSION FROM ABOVE!
Smission by PenguinsForHire February 9, 2006

Smission 

A "smission" is a smeeze and a mission. For the teenagers a smeeze is a dirty, whore-ish, and hoe-ish male/female. A mission is when you chill with a male/female and you wanna try to accomplish a mission(a sexual activity). So when you go on a mission your trying to get some in so many words.
Yo bro im about to go get this smission so we can get the neck.
Smission by JiFF-EE January 2, 2011
one of the 8 senses of Bender from Futurama, unexplained in the series.
I would give up my 8 other senses, even smision, for a sense of taste - Bender
smision by dngrmouse August 7, 2010
A conversation by SMS; messaging another person continuously instead of just calling and actually having the conversation.

When holding a conversation by SMS only; as
in, a session of SMSs.

Pronounced (es-em-e-shun)
We planned our night out by smssion.
smssion by TEEM K February 16, 2009

Sissione 

Is a girl who can't keep secrets. She is such a huge pick mee. She is a hoe and date's boys for attention.She may/may not shower
Sissione is such a pick mee ugh.

smissing 

the act of smiling while kissing your significant other
Last night my boyfriend and I were caught smissing by his parents.
smissing by Sassafras3 October 5, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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