smirtz

Sheepish and conniving manner, usually accompanied by an alternative motive to gain anything they desire.

That sneeky little Smirtz was climbing the counter to get my oreos out of the cuboard.

by Snakedaddy67 April 12, 2018

Stirtz Lab

A place in which monumental marine ecology discoveries are found. "Where we go one, we go all. "

I went to the Stirtz Lab to study the decomposition of plankton.

by P4G0 May 9, 2022

Smitzy

A word to describe someone who is extremely smart but who occasionally or frequently acts ditzy. Also used to describe the behavior of such person.

See that girl? You'd never guess by looking at her that she's super smart, because she acts totally ditzy. That girl is really smitzy.

My boyfriend is President of the Chess Club and was accepted to Harvard. But he's forever losing his phone, locking himself out of his car, and leaving his wallet at home. God, is he smitzy.

I went to a job interview and totally nailed it: passed every test and gave all the right answers. Everything was perfect ... until it was time to leave. Without thinking, instead of shaking my interviewer's hand, I gave him a kiss him on the cheek! That was one hell of a smitzy moment.

by yo-yo-ma-ma December 28, 2010

smirting

To go outside of a bar or restaurant where you can't smoke and hang out with other fellow smokers while you flirt with them.

smoking + flirting

Goddammit, Silvia we need to get out of here and do some smirting.

by Silvia San Martin April 10, 2005

Smirting

The act of flirting with someone while smoking outside a pub

Met this dope chick last night while smirting outside the Belle Vue, got her number and she's hot for me to give her a bell!

by Richard Brooks October 17, 2007

Smitz

Someone who is extremely smart but who acts like a ditz. he or she may also be described as "smitzy".

See that girl? You'd never guess by looking at her that she's super smart, because she acts like a ditz. She's really a smitz.

My boyfriend is President of the Chess Club and was accepted to Harvard. But he's forever losing his phone, locking himself out of his car, and leaving his wallet at home. He's such a smitz.

My nickname is Smitzy, because people know I'm a smitz.

by yo-yo-ma-ma December 29, 2010

Smirt

A word used to describe people who flirt while they smoke outside their office buildings or pubs.

God that hot chick is such a smirt, I wish I smoked.

by Jack Denny October 1, 2006