Smitz

Someone who is extremely smart but who acts like a ditz. he or she may also be described as "smitzy".

See that girl? You'd never guess by looking at her that she's super smart, because she acts like a ditz. She's really a smitz.

My boyfriend is President of the Chess Club and was accepted to Harvard. But he's forever losing his phone, locking himself out of his car, and leaving his wallet at home. He's such a smitz.

My nickname is Smitzy, because people know I'm a smitz.

by yo-yo-ma-ma December 29, 2010

Smitz

Smitz is a word that you would use when you are angry or if you are hurt(it is a swear)

Ah smitz that really hurt my toe

by Smitz December 11, 2019

smitz'd

to be outdone, outsmarted

hey man, did you see that!!??
yeah! dude, he got smitz'd!!

by jus4phun996 May 13, 2009

pooky-smitz

one who has a giant octopus sand castle on the chesapeake bay and drives a golf cart

What?? I thought youz said that foo was a pooky-smitz!?!?

by Emelle da Killa July 2, 2003

Smitch

Not too many, not a lot

Opposite of bare

There are smitch girls in this party :(

by Original-Goose October 8, 2019

Smita

Someone who can always make you smile. She is the most beautiful girl in the world and has a very contagious smile and laugh. If you get a Smita, you are very lucky and take care of her. She can light up your world. She is also sensitive and can often cry quietly when she is broken which is rare. Everybody loves her and people want to be her best friend. A Smita is the perfect person, the best friend and the best most stunning partner, she is sweet, sexy and amazing.

Oh that girl is so amazing and stunning, she must be a Smita.

by thisanonymouse February 1, 2019

skitz mission

Captialised by Leslie Mackerel in The Big Lez Show, it means to endeavour on an adventure that one can not put into formal language.

Sassy:"Watcha doin lez"
Lez:"I'm goin on a skitz mission cunt"

by RealChoccyMilk September 16, 2017