A Smilepreneur is a Happiness Advocate who teaches and tell people that no matter their dialect, "Smile is a Universal Language that even pain Understands".
Knowing that HAPPINESS is not free, but a choice.
So choose to be happy today while you can.
I'm a Smilepreneur, an my advice for you is for you to be happy today and always while you can.
Son:Hey, dad, whats the longest word in the universe, plxplxplx?!
Father: Why i do belive its extremelylongelongatedbigassmotherfuckingword (smileforthecamera), son
When you approach a member of the opposite sex to ask them out and they respond with a pitying smile.
Robert confidently approached the blonde at the bar and offered to buy her a drink. She briefly turned to him, gave a pitying smile, then turned away as if nothing had happened. Robert, visibly deflated, slunk back to his friends. One turned to him sympathetically and said, 'Smilezoned again?' A dejected Robert nodded pathetically, then wept into his cheap off-brand vodka and cola.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.