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smiggly poof

Something that is frothy in nature.
If a girl, has a large badunka dunk and shags like a minx.
If a boy, has no ass but can shag nine times is a row.
Oh smiggly poof I love you.... Now f*** me!
smiggly poof by poofster September 29, 2009
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smiggly widget

a commonly used derogatory term used by women to refer to small penises.
¨ me and Brian hooked up last night, and he has a smiggly widget!¨

Smiggle Bum 

A characteristic tightness and or plumpness which a woman's (or man's) bum displays upon observation. This particular type of bum will instantly imprint an image of a tight, lubricated and hot bum in the viewers mind upon observation.
Jody: "Keith!, Keith are you listening!?"

Keith: "Sorry, I couldn't help thinking about your bum, it's a smiggle bum!"

*Jody slaps keith and walks away
Smiggle Bum by niveartline December 19, 2008

Siggly wiggly 

A siggly wiggly is a word used by people with a friend named ryan. For whatever reason people who know a ryan uses the word siggly wiggly. Siggly wiggly is a word you can use against someone thats acting sus.
Stephen, you’re such a siggly wiggly.
Siggly wiggly by Long_Shlong69 March 16, 2022
Someone (generally an asian) who is always seen in the school hall or in the library with a smugg-ass look on their face. They think they are the shit because they study all day and get perfect scores on all of their tests
All asians are smuggly
smuggly by Big Snigger August 5, 2006
When I see someone do something stupid, I smiggle.
smiggle by Shaina H. April 21, 2006
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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