When you take a shit in your gay son’smouth and he proceeds to piss in your ass crack. Afterwards, he places a funnel in your ass and downs it like a king.
The term 'smickly' means dickless asshole. It was developed when Steve Jobs was in an earlier stage of the apple company and had a team called TDA (Team Dickless Assholes). Anyone called smickly is thought to be a white guy and doesnt know anything about life
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'