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smhitacked 

The act of being pulverized with a bear claw or having a space air craft launched directly into the upper regions of your lungs.
Some side effects may include: Excessive bruising, hair loss, nausea, bat like wings, sense of impending doom, and in some cases, death.
If you begin to experience a tingling sensation in toes or fingers, immediately consult your doctor for you may soon become a landing mine for extraterrestrials.
Girl: I feel like I just got smhitacked.
Boy: Yikes. Think you might have swine flu?
smhitacked by waldo firefox August 18, 2009
Related Words
*Slamming My Head Against The Wall*
"Dude, you study for that trig test?"
"SMHATW I forgot"

"SMHATW you are annoying"
SMHATW by Fuckingannoyedbitch May 15, 2017
He aint a smawter cause he's acting like a boring dwarf that does nothing!!!
smawter by Ben Baang September 25, 2006

SMHWSMDOAT

It means "Shaking My Head While Slapping My Dick On A Table"
I'm SMHWSMDOAT right now
What? That's disgusting and creepy.
kcuf off.
SMHWSMDOAT by ZeKillr October 4, 2016

smhwsmdott 

shaking my head while slapping my dick on the table. used to describe being utterly astounded by someone's stupidity. a stronger form of smh
person 1: jet fuel cant melt steel beams
person 2: smhwsmdott you are so stupid
smhwsmdott by jack empty May 4, 2016
shaking my head with love
smhwl
smhwl by omfgnasme September 2, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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