smhatp 

Smack my head against the pavement 🤦🏾 ♂️

Smhatp you broke your phone ?

smhatp by DoloWTF June 18, 2024

SMHATW 

*Slamming My Head Against The Wall*

"Dude, you study for that trig test?"
"SMHATW I forgot"

"SMHATW you are annoying"

SMHATW by Fuckingannoyedbitch May 15, 2017

shatpost 

past tense of shitpost

I shatpost when I got home from vacation.

shatpost by Sauerkrause December 10, 2017

shatplank 

When something is completely and utterly rubbish

"Just had to spend a shatplank evening with my girlfriend's family" or "Have you heard the new Adele album? Well don't bother, it's shatplank!"

shatplank by BigEarn December 1, 2016

shatpanked 

to be very drunk to the point where you cant walk or talk.

i was shatpanked last night. do you wanna go and get shatpanked

shatpanked by john griffiths May 25, 2006

Shatpank 

Shat-pank, comes from the tv program bo`selecta.
meaning great, brilliant or anything good. to be used in conversation.

that cup of tea was shatpank.
my day has been shatpank.
you look shatpank.

Shatpank by daniel May 21, 2004

shatpo 

a hat made of shit

thats a fine shatpo madam

shatpo by madartistjoc March 19, 2019