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Child sermonizing
This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.
The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!
Child sermonizing by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016
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shmerm
blatant closet case homosexual who is extremely arrogant and self centered, although he may exhibit some heterosexual tendencies the person's desire for people and children of the same sex is undeniable.
"Why is that faggot reading a playboy? Everyone knows that nigga is a shmerm."
"My history teacher just got arrestted for molesting a little boy."
"Well son, I guess he must have been a shmerm."
"My history teacher just got arrestted for molesting a little boy."
"Well son, I guess he must have been a shmerm."
shmerm by Roger Haulenbeek November 9, 2008
P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
Guy 1: "Do you know where I can find a clownfish?"
Guy 2: "Did you check P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?"
Guy 1: "What the......is that place even real?"
Guy 2: "Didn't you watch Finding Nemo, of course it's real!"
Guy 2: "Did you check P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?"
Guy 1: "What the......is that place even real?"
Guy 2: "Didn't you watch Finding Nemo, of course it's real!"
P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013
Tom Sherman Special
Also known as The Ol' TSS, The Tom Sherman Special can be either:
a) A mixed drink composed of Tequila, lime juice, and Sprite.
b) A sexual maneuver in which one finds a classy lady, goes down on her, but instead of licking any part of the vagina, he only licks pubic hair.
a) A mixed drink composed of Tequila, lime juice, and Sprite.
b) A sexual maneuver in which one finds a classy lady, goes down on her, but instead of licking any part of the vagina, he only licks pubic hair.
1. One must be careful when ordering a Tom Sherman Special in the bar, or else they could end up with an unwanted drink.
2. Remember, a classy lady is the most important ingredient to the Tom Sherman Special and if she doesn't have pubes then she's just not that classy.
3. Give 'er the ol' TSS
2. Remember, a classy lady is the most important ingredient to the Tom Sherman Special and if she doesn't have pubes then she's just not that classy.
3. Give 'er the ol' TSS
Tom Sherman Special by Unshaven Maven January 19, 2014
Wet Sherman
Upon reaching climax (usually by HJ or BJ) a man sticks the tip of his still wet penis into his partner's ear. Similar to the manor one would give a "wet willy" with their finger.
Usually deemed disrespectful.
Usually deemed disrespectful.
Wet Sherman by jack-spratt February 6, 2013
Rusty Sherman
Jane was mortified when she came home to her husband hoovering the house whilst performing a Rusty Sherman and crying out in a high pitched voice `I'm a lady!'
Rusty Sherman by Mr. Wopopo July 23, 2015
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026