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smells like cheese

Meaning you are a pedophile and like to touch children
"That guy touches children"
"He definitely smells like cheese then"
"HEY DUDE YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE"

smells like grilled cheese

Ngl, this track smells like grilled cheese.

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

you smell like cheese 

the act of smelling like cheese.
person1: Hey your gay.
person2: yeh but richard you smell like cheese.
you smell like cheese by gingerbaz December 8, 2006

You Smell Like Cheese 

To reek of failure and annoyance, used as a comedic way to tell someone that they disappointed you or another.

To tell another person that you are better than them.
Christian! You smell like cheese!

Why do I not smell like cheese?

ur niece smell like cheese 

Instantly crucifies any person unlucky enough to be struck with this fatal blow. ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, none of those hold a candle to the sheer power of this.
The year is 40000 CE. War has been waging against Joe and Carl for ages. The universe is at its last bit of power. It cannot hold for much longer.

Joe: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: I’m sorry, old pal.
Joe: wha-
Carl: ur niece smell like cheese

Joe instantly dies. The universe collapses in on itself.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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