Instantly crucifies any person unlucky enough to be struck with this fatal
blow. ur mum gay, ur
dad lesbian, none of those hold a candle to the sheer
power of this.
The year is 40000 CE. War has been waging against
Joe and Carl for ages. The universe is at its last bit of power. It cannot hold for much longer.
Joe: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: I’m sorry, old pal.
Joe: wha-
Carl: ur niece smell like cheese
Joe instantly dies. The universe collapses in on itself.