Instantly crucifies any
person unlucky enough to be struck with this fatal blow. ur mum gay, ur dad
lesbian, none of those hold a candle to the sheer
power of this.
The year is 40000 CE. War has been waging against Joe and Carl for ages. The universe is at its last bit of
power. It cannot hold for much longer.
Joe: ur family
tree LGBT
Carl: I’m sorry, old pal.
Joe: wha-
Carl: ur niece smell like
cheeseJoe instantly dies. The universe collapses in on itself.