The most cursed name of all time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the
type of guy to work as a police officer, get
cocaine from the
evidence locker, and sell it to other police officers claiming that, "Its finger lickin' good". It has evolved over time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.