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duke smellington 

A bowel movement that is turgid and will not break down during the initial flush. The duke lingers in the toilet bowl unbeknownst to the flusher, leaving a pungent odor that occupies the entire bathroom and possibly spreads to other rooms if not discovered in time.
The afterbirth of Dave's unattended duke smellington choked my senses.

Crimpleighbald Smellington 

The most cursed name of all time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the type of guy to work as a police officer, get cocaine from the evidence locker, and sell it to other police officers claiming that, "Its finger lickin' good". It has evolved over time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.
Police officer 1: Did that guy just call me a dumb stank fat booty ass when I refused his cocaine?
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington

Smerinate 

To let settle and marinate. Thoughts or actions.
Let that Smerinate on your mind!
Smerinate by CTC Giant September 6, 2016

Smelligator 

Rare, attractive biped known for its overwhelming stench (smell) and giant, crushing mandibles (like a gator).
Why, look at that fetching underbite...and man is she stank. That must be Smelligator.
Smelligator by Lovey December 28, 2005
A variation of the word celibate used to describe someone who has difficulty making sales; someone who has taken a religious vow to never sell something, such as a certain stock because of its potential value, or abstaining from economic intercourse.
What's wrong with Jim? Why are his numbers so low?.. We think it's because he may be sellibate.
sellibate by Ramsey Bakhoum November 5, 2007

shelvinate 

when you are slow sippin' on crunk juice with your friends.
Dave: Grab a handle and a 30 and come by dude, lets shelvinate!
Aaron: Im already there bro-ham!
shelvinate by daruski June 28, 2007