The most cursed name of all time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the type of guy to work as a police officer, get cocaine from the evidence locker, and sell it to other
police officers claiming that, "Its finger lickin' good". It has evolved over time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in
the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the
Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.