The most cursed name of all
time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the type of guy to
work as a police officer, get cocaine from the evidence locker, and sell it to other police officers claiming that, "Its
finger lickin' good". It has evolved over
time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.