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duke smellington 

A bowel movement that is turgid and will not break down during the initial flush. The duke lingers in the toilet bowl unbeknownst to the flusher, leaving a pungent odor that occupies the entire bathroom and possibly spreads to other rooms if not discovered in time.
The afterbirth of Dave's unattended duke smellington choked my senses.

Crimpleighbald Smellington 

The most cursed name of all time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the type of guy to work as a police officer, get cocaine from the evidence locker, and sell it to other police officers claiming that, "Its finger lickin' good". It has evolved over time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.
Police officer 1: Did that guy just call me a dumb stank fat booty ass when I refused his cocaine?
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington

smellucination 

When you smell something that is not there.
I got into my car one night and smelled macaroni and cheese, but I've never had it in my car. It must have been a smellucination.

Smellanation 

You use your imagination to see things that are not there, You use your smellanation to smell things that are not there.
"Hey do you smell popcorn?"
"No, thats your smellanation"

Smellucination 

To 'smellucinate' - to imagine a smell that isn't actually there, as if to 'hallucinate'.
To experience a 'smellucination'.
"I thought I could smell weed, but it seems I was just smellucinating".
"I had a smellucination".
Smellucination by Glennyboy August 4, 2007
Word of the Day on May 12, 2012

wack smellington

Wow, that drawing of Sirenhead is pretty Wack smellington!