smellen keller 

A wet willy, but done with one’s but juices instead of spit. Blindfolds are optional

Did that b*tch just smellen keller me?

smellen keller by DahMayor March 12, 2022

Swellen Keller 

A gym rat or other fitness enthusiast that has no concept of gym etiquette or personal space, so they clearly must be blind and deaf, like Helen Keller. Often seen re-racking weights wrong or not at all, crowding the racks or benches, and curling in a squat rack.

Swellen Keller over there put the 25's behind the 45's, then put four 10's in front of those!

Swellen Keller by Cjraburn February 18, 2015

Smelley Kelley 

A Smelley Kelley, is someone who frequently stinks, and lacks a total "non-neaderthal" sense of hygeine without any sign of acknowledgement. A Smelley Kelley can be a male or female. Symptoms of being a smelley kelley: gross shit on teeth, and a smelly crouch. Smelley Kelleys oftenly are broke, and like shitty music like, Nickleback.

Anthony, that ginger, is a Smelley Kelley. I stayed with him all weekend. He never once brushed his teeth, or even had a toothbrush.

Smelley Kelley by Parsley Noel Smitz June 22, 2009