smegmoic

A person who is addicted to fellating unclean penises with crusted smegma under the foreskin.

She found great success in canvassing the soup kitchen lines for men with dirty loins to satisfy her smegmoic cravings.

by RighteousAngler August 30, 2023

smegmoid

An insult referring to one of uncertain hygeine, gut-wrenching body odor and having a personality like a warped shitcan.

Petruccio was an unlikeable smegmoid who had foreshortened arms coupled with great girth owing to a glandular problem which rendered him incapable of wiping his ass and therefore friendless.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

smegmocracy

The governing of society by those with the most dick cheese.

With his huge uncircumcised wally containing a full pound of dick-Stilton, Harry was a firm believer in smegmocracy.

by scodder March 23, 2010

smegmoid

a smegmoid is a low life clone that pretends to care about ppl and/or the country

ur a fkn smegmoid brahh stop talkin shit

by tannide August 9, 2021