smeem 

A smeem could refer to any animal in its young stage of life, such as a kitten or a puppy. Smeems are usually very cute and cuddly, those most men with balls wont admit this.

"Thou art in posession of a smeem of hope and light" ::points to her cat::

smeem by Neokun July 8, 2005

smeechy 

It does not really refer to a smell, but an atmosphere in the kitchen created while cooking. If it was smoky, it would be called smoky, if it was smelly it would be referred to as smelly. Smeechy refers to a smoky atmosphere, as a result of cooking, which creates a stinging sensation to the eyes. Well that is how I have always understood it!

I am from cornwall in the UK. I now live in New Zealand. I have just been in the kitchen with my partner who is cooking the most enormous Steak! Yummy! It has created a smeech in the kitchen! My eyes are stinging slightly! Perfectly cooked steak, but nevertheless a smeechy kitchen! I walked in (oh a kiwi guy by the way), and said "wow, it is smeechy in here!" He had no idea what I was talking about!

smeechy by Nurse Debs June 28, 2012

and you dont seem to understand 

And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading,
I have lost it all
And you don't seem the lying kind
A shame that I can read your mind
And all the things that I read there
Candle-lit smile that we both share
And you know I don't mean to hurt you
But you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading, I am drowning,
Help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing
Help me to breathe

aka the lyrics in the hit anime show serial experiments lain about a girl whos gay going into COMPUTER WORLD

person 1: and you dont seem to understand
person 2: bro... are you lainpilled??
person 1: yea

person 1 and 2 now have a very hot makeout session

and you dont seem to understand by based and lainpilled July 11, 2021

It Seems Today 

That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!

"I love that song that goes, "It seems today"".

It Seems Today by ItSeemsToday October 15, 2019

seemab 

One of the most intelligent, beautiful girls on the planet. She is cutie with a killing smile and cares for other regardless of their religion.

Talking with Seemab is so much fun.

seemab by Kashmiriboi March 21, 2018

Skeem

A word used by Zambian yo balis in place of think.

You skeem I was feeling laka?

What were you skeeming?

You skeem you're hard?

Skeem by AmIDull October 9, 2017

you seem fun 

A sardonic response to people who insist on correcting jokes.

Someone tweets "My friend is so dumb. She said Dave Grohl used to

be in this band called Nirvana but that makes no sense. That would have been,

like, 20 years ago." The twittertards respond that Grohl was indeed in Nirvana

and that the tweeter is stupid for not knowing this. The proper response to

these people is to tell them "You seem fun".

you seem fun by snappy kyle September 16, 2013