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v. intr.
A secret or worddevious/word plan created by a wordshady/word person.
I shoulda knowed dat crazy skeeza was skeemin tuh git in muh wallet.
skeemin by KingBastard September 16, 2003
Plotting or scheming to get something or someone, usually with the intention of seeming innocuous. Doing or saying things specifically to get with someone, usually sexual. Hardcore mackin on someone to the extent of seeming sketchy or excessive.
That guy is mad skeemin on you, keeps sendin drinks over.

That lunchbox is totally skeemin on ma pizza, I can see him eyin it from here.

Yer totally skeemin on that dude, all up on his balls.

Man, he's totally skeemin for your number.
skeemin by ptree March 25, 2008

Skeemin' 

1. "Skeem" One's specific unique style.

2. "Skeemin'" To contemplate one's style.
1. Look at that brother's color scheme, he's Skeemin' !
Skeemin' by Legion Family April 26, 2015

Skeemin' on cheeks 

A plot to make unwanted sexual advances on female butt cheeks.
Man CJ was sure Skeemin' on cheeks last night. Did you see him bowling ball grip that girls asshole?
Skeemin' on cheeks by Spicoli4420 February 7, 2009

What to do when yo niggah skeemin

You boyfriend is a cheater therefore you have to cut his penis of and feed it to his mom
Wow this boy thing he cute what to do when yo niggah skeemin a voice in my head said burn his house down with him inside I'm going to jail now but it was worth it
Making contact with members of the opposite sex in hopes of having sex
"Look at Shaun over there skeezin on that ho at the bar."
skeezin by BigD July 23, 2003
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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