smeemo

Semi emo.
For those of us who are emo but not emo enough.

Guy: i'm gonna write some lyrics about sadness and crying and failed relationships
Friend: Lets go party!
Guy: ok, but i won't be happy doing it most of the time.

by Heatherr May 1, 2005

Smeemo

An emo sidekick to the big bad. Most likely wears eyeliner and black lipstick. Bonus points if they’re actually rally sweet.

Meanwhile in the theater-
Me: Ooh even though I’m playing Smee can I wear eyeliner???
Director: Yes
Bestie: Smeemo lmao

by anonymous April 22, 2023

Smemory

1.) A memory acknowledged by a smell 2.) A momento characterized by a unique scent or aroma 3.) A sudden rememberance of a person, place, thing, or time jogged by the sense of smell

"Bob's house gave me a smemory of a bathroom at a ballpark when I was a kid"
"Whoa, big smemories of my ex when I went through Macy's"

by MrKendall November 4, 2013

Seemo

sexy+scene+emo= seemo. somebody who is a sexy scene or emo kid. (being called seemo is a good thing)!

dayum did you see that seemo kid? :D

wow, that shirt is soo seemo.

my new hair is so seemo!

by your mother was here May 23, 2008

smegmolised

After not cleaning your penis for 6 months, you stand above your partner and open wide. If your partner ends up completely covered in smegma then you have “smegmolised” her

Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”

Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”

by Women Moment September 17, 2020

smegmosis

Closely derived from the two words smegma and osmosis, smegmosis is the process by which bits of annoying crapola, not necessarily smegma in the classical dictionary sense, move mysteriously from one location to another.

Tom: How did this load of smegmatic smegmoids get on my desk? They used to be on Julie's desk.

Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.

Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?

by Brandon De Graaf March 13, 2008

Smeepole

Two penises getting blown by the same mouth at the same time, while both penises are intoxicated. Alcohol, marijuana, or both can lead to the intoxication.

Note: Races may occur to see who erupts first, because the slower of the two will have the others victory juice on his manhood.

Matt: Yeah, I guess they got a Smeepole by that one chick.

You: That is so fucking gay man. What were they thinking?

Matt: Well they weren't. I'd be surprised if they were awake for it.

by Cocktits McGee March 30, 2011