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Refering to the size of an article of clothing (usually a man's shirt) where the article is clearly bought one size too small as to display one's musclularity. Usually worn but not limited to bars, clubs, or social gathering where high numbers of attractive females tend to congregate. Commonly mistakn for a shirt you stole from your 12 yr.old brother.
Hey guys, are we all gonna wear our smediums downtown tonight?
smedium by Shem B August 17, 2006
Word of the Day on January 12, 2025
Retarded kid under the age of 15
Friend 1: my brother did very well on the test today

Friend 2: my brother is a spedlum he didn’t do well at all
Spedlum by Spedi December 14, 2020

Extra Smedium Tapout shirt 

The size of shirt that a tool bag (see: tool) wears to try to look bigger and tougher than they actually are. Most time worn in conjunction with a D-bag haircut and an attitude. But don't be discurraged the shirt is easly penitrated by a swift and violent Falcon Punch, or a quick wit.
Normal guy #1: Dude, did you see that D-bag with the Extra smedium tapout shirt?

Normal guy #2: HAHAHA ya waht a tool. LOLZ!!

D-bag: WHAT DID YOU SAY FAG?

Normal guy #1: Look assclown just cause you wear an Extra Smedium Tapout shirt don't make you tough.

Normal guy #2: FALCON.......!!!!!!

Normal guy #1: Told you!!

Normal guy #2: PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D-bag: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no my earrings!!!!
The size of a shirt when it is too small for the person wearing it.
Did you see Denny today?

No why?

Homeboy's rockin his favorite smedium Tee again
smedium by cynicali January 1, 2008
Smell-um (smael-um) -a fragrance, often used in personal care products that are applied to one's person.
1. Ulysses Everett McGill from O Brother, Where Art Though: I like the smell of my hair treatment; ... as soon as we get ourselves cleaned up and we get a little smellum Dapper Dan Hair Tonic in our hair...

2. Calvin Klein's Obsession is a nice little smellum.
smellum by John E McNamara February 27, 2008
Between small and medium, can be used for more than just shirt sizes.
There are about 60 employees, so the company is smedium.
Smedium by Smedium Advocate February 8, 2022
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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