Smached 

It's a combinition of the word Smashed and Chiseled meaning to smash someone so hard they will feel as though they have been chiseled.

Smee: Wigan are gonna get smached here in the second half

Antony: Smashed**

Tom: Nooo! Smached, bitch.

Smached by Houghton91 August 9, 2012

Smached 

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Smached
It's a combinition of the word SMASH and CHISELED meaning to SMASH someone so hard they will feel as though they have been chiseled.
Smee: Wigan are gonna get smached here in the second half

Antony: Smashed**

Tom: Nooo! Smached, bitch.
#smashed#chiseled#battered#hit#hard

by Houghton91 March 23, 2012

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Smash

to fuck someone really good
Danger, she smashed the homie
#fuck#sex#hit#sexual intercourse#screw#bang

by STUD21 August 26, 2009

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smash

to have sex, sexual relations any sexual manner, to fuck
We been together for 2 days now when you going to let me SMASH?

Man! I went in there at 6 I didn't leave til' 10 I was SMASHING all night.

by Rickey G December 14, 2003

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chiseled

Well-defined, esp. as it related to musculature. Having distinguished features. jacked or ripped
He's got some chiseled abs!
#chiselled#chisseled#chisselled#jacked#tight#ripped

by homeyjd September 04, 2008

Smached is to tap that`ass...♐

Smached by Smached November 4, 2017

A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

A clear bag of smashed assholes by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008

smashed up vag 

A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.

Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.

I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.

smashed up vag by gibbo317 June 6, 2014

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

Back the Fuck Up Before You Get Smacked the Fuck Up - A Term Or Sentence used when someone has done something wrong or has fucked up. Or when they are obnoxious.

1. When You talk to much
2.When you forget to pay a pimp
3.Fucking with people.
4.What the hell is wrong with you?

Bob: Hey yo ted wheres my money Nigga?
Steve: You Better back the Fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bob

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up by Tech581 September 23, 2009

smashed balls 

Ouch... That feeling when you got your groin kicked or hit REALLY hard

Yo you got smashed balls. You alright?

smashed balls by Y u? November 9, 2013

Smashed tarantula

In reference to a woman's unshaved or unkempt pubic hair. A very hairy, bushy vagina.

Did you see her smashed tarantula spilling out the sides of her bathing suit?

Smashed tarantula by Le don June 6, 2007