smazled 

A person you is Super High off blunts círoc, henny, and edibles usually found playing videogames , sleeping , or making music.

A state of mind.

Focused.

Awake.

Loved.

Kid: happy brithday bro whats going on
Kid2: im smazled

smazled by Dixon the master of hackensack April 3, 2017

Smalled 

to steal jokes phrases or any one liners u may have come up with and use for yourself

you proper smalled that smallwood

Smalled by atomic monkey balls January 1, 2010

Smakledorff

to masterbate

After I saw her naked, I ran home to smakledorff.

Smakledorff by Desmond January 23, 2004

Smakledorff

When masturbating, your hand slips off and the fist comes down on top of the head.

While watching Baywatch the other night, I got smakledorffed in the heat of the moment.

Smakledorff by Bucky Longjohns May 19, 2004

smallediumexilarge 

a simple way to order every size of pizza in one order, usually while stoned.

<15 minutes after smoking a bowl with your buddy>

CASHIER: "Thank you for calling Washington Street, Round Table! What can I get for you?"

ME: "I would like to make an order for pick-up. Could I have a smallediumexilarge All Meat Marvel?"

CASHIER: "A smallediumexilarge?" "What is that?"

ME: "That's a small, medium, large, and ex-large pizza-one of each bitch."

CASHIER: "That'll be 20 minutes, thank you."

smallediumexilarge by Tonamien Bullain September 10, 2008

Smazed 

Definition #1
The effect of one smoking marajuana and also being under the influence of cocaine.
smacked+blazed=smazed

Definition #2
Something spectacular, or wonderful.
(similar to the slang use of "legit")

D1:
"Dude, I was so smazed at that concert last night!"

D2:
"Dude, that shit is smazed"

Smazed by Skwirl of Death April 5, 2009

smailed 

To get hit on or worse , having unwanted sexual contact with one James Smail

Tiffany got smailed last night

smailed by Jim Smail August 25, 2017