smaybb 

Smaybb : Suck My Ass You Bumb Bitch

I don’t like you
Well then smaybb 🙄

smaybb by bumbitchess February 23, 2019

Smabb 

More than meets the eye

That's a super smabb

Smabb by I like smabb April 3, 2017

Smabbage

A Smart Cabbage.

Smart Person, Genuis, Intellegent, Teachers Pet.

'Sally, Your Such A Smabbage, Sucking Up To The Teacher Like That.'

Smabbage by Imogene Burgess August 3, 2007

Smabbles

The result of smashing a vatful of Fruity Pebbles with one's penis repeatedly. This is easily achievable if one is male or a prostitute.

"Did you see what Betty just did with her cereal?"

"Yeah! She just turned it into smabbles! She must be a prostitute."

"But she's only 5...years...old..."

"SOOOOOOOON...."

Smabbles by Kalkris April 17, 2012

staybbatical 

A sabbatical during which time the individual taking the sabbatical does not anywhere, but stays at home instead. Also code for unemployed.

Frank: Where are you working these days?
Harriet: I'm on an extended staybbatical. Mostly I am using this time to catch up on important legal decisions on 'The People's Court.'

staybbatical by The New Musicologist August 22, 2011

Smabby

A total n00b in the online game Runescape. Can be used to refer to any person who is a complete and utter n00b. They also should respond positively to the comment,"Omg, Smabby, you're so gay and you don't even like boys." They spend all day playing clan wars, and they aren't even good at it. They used to be members, but accomplished absolutely nothing there either.

Smabby: I'm so good at runescape. Everyone loves me.
Other Players: Shut up Smabby. You're a n00b. Go play cw.
Smabby: ...

Smabby by DoctaDocta July 12, 2010

smabbing

One of the many options for the MALE version of “vabbing,” which entails rubbing the mushroom-head of the glans penis until enough smegma and other organic/genetic material is collected for use as aftershave, eau de cologne, and lip balm. Designed to attract females (and so inclined males) of the species due to the musk and pheromone content.

However, it is almost guaranteed to repel all humans.

Must be collected — and applied, starting with the lips and working your way down the body, hitting the pulse points first — in a crowded public place (such as a symphony concert) for it to qualify as smabbing. Otherwise, it doesn’t count — and you might get arrested or castigated from polite society.

Artemis: “Hey. HEY! Isn’t that Carthage McFartface, the famous Canadian bassoon soloist, spreading his cock’n’balls odor all over hisself? Is that jibbing, or is that smabbing? I vabbed at home. Why can’t that pervert do that behind closed doors?”

Dobrosław: “Arti, you don’t know jack about smab etiquette. It is time you learned the truth about this smabbing. Wow. I can smell that shit from the balcony.”

Carthage McFartface: “I heard that.” <<continues the slow, purposeful, circular rubbing of his alert, sizzling mushroom *onstage* from his seat in the orchestra right before his big solo in ‘Boléro’>>

smabbing by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne July 3, 2026