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Smartasstism

An incurable disease that you acquire from being on your smartass phone for a long period of time.
I forgot to take my meds today and my smartasstism started to flare up.
Smartasstism by PistolPete74 March 11, 2026

Smartasstic 

A a form of sarcasam particularly laced with a smartass attitude.
I was a little too smartasstic at work today.
Smartasstic by Mandyleh September 8, 2005

smartassism 

the ism of being a smart ass
my smartassism is very likeable!
smartassism by AdvaComp June 23, 2010

Smartasstic 

Greg is very smartasstic.
Smartasstic by Nitsauszabor January 20, 2010

smartasstical 

Yeah so if you have a sense of humor thats like sarcastic and you like bein a smartass you probably have this smartasstical sense of humor most people don't get. THe bitches.
Those dumb kids don't understand mah smartasstical sense of humor.
smartasstical by J April 20, 2004

smartassish 

to be a smartass. to say something to someone that would come across as you looking like a smartass. another term is sasspot.
dad: son come get some dinner
son: why dont you bring it up to me!
dad: *mumbles* wow your being so smartassish
smartassish by shaneisCHAOS April 3, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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