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Smartasstism

Smartasstism (n): The chronic condition of being an insufferably clever, sarcastic know-it-all; a self-diagnosed neurotype where excessive wit overrides basic social filters
"His smartasstism kicked in during the debate, and he couldn't resist turning every point into a roast."
Smartasstism by PistolPete74 March 9, 2026
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Smartasstism

An incurable disease that you acquire from being on your smartass phone for a long period of time.
I forgot to take my meds today and my smartasstism started to flare up.
Smartasstism by PistolPete74 March 11, 2026

Smartasstic 

A a form of sarcasam particularly laced with a smartass attitude.
I was a little too smartasstic at work today.
Smartasstic by Mandyleh September 8, 2005

smartassism 

the ism of being a smart ass
my smartassism is very likeable!
smartassism by AdvaComp June 23, 2010

Smartasstic 

Greg is very smartasstic.
Smartasstic by Nitsauszabor January 20, 2010

smartasstical 

Yeah so if you have a sense of humor thats like sarcastic and you like bein a smartass you probably have this smartasstical sense of humor most people don't get. THe bitches.
Those dumb kids don't understand mah smartasstical sense of humor.
smartasstical by J April 20, 2004

smartassish 

to be a smartass. to say something to someone that would come across as you looking like a smartass. another term is sasspot.
dad: son come get some dinner
son: why dont you bring it up to me!
dad: *mumbles* wow your being so smartassish
smartassish by shaneisCHAOS April 3, 2008
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