smart on
An engorged penis (or its metaphorical equivalent, a state of sexual or quasi-sexual arousal) that results from intellectual stimulation.
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smart on
smart on by whoopie Goldberg January 30, 2008
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smart-on
It saddens me to think that the intellectually challenged are incapable of a smart-on. But a good, liberal arts education is the sure cure for their cerebral impotence.
Smart-on
Mike- we need some new ideas
James- OH MY GOSH I just had a smart-on! What if we build a waterproof phone!
Mike- THAT'S GENIUS
James- OH MY GOSH I just had a smart-on! What if we build a waterproof phone!
Mike- THAT'S GENIUS
Smart-on by ImSoCoolLolJk January 1, 2013
them smart n***** on netflix
them smart n***** on netflix by trustmeitsreal November 29, 2023
smart one
smart one by glonkabletotla June 9, 2009
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