smart cart

1) A name for the busses of the SMART bus company.
2) Another name for a handicap van. tard cart

Man I missed the Smart Cart, now I need to call a hommie to pick my ass up.

by spamtastic June 15, 2006

Shart Cart

A cart which is entirely powered by fart and shart power.

Danny: Taylor, propel that shart cart.
Taylor: Wait, let me gather my shart power. It'll be a second.

by D & T Car Detailing January 2, 2011

shart cart

a type of vehicle that sits on rails similar to a mining cart. The difference between the two is that a shart cart is powered solely by the rider and his ability to generate thrust in the form of a whirlwind of shart spraying from his anus.

joseph: dude my stomach feels like its about to explode but i need to get to my girlfriends house!
bob: dude just take the shart cart there! its a win win situation!

by bagelboy40404 June 24, 2010

Cart Shart

To leak fecal matter or full on defecate oneself while performing one or more cartwheels.

Connie was well on her way to earning a first place at her gymnastics competition when in the middle of her routine, she did a Cart Shart and it cost her the entire routine as well as a new leotard.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

Smartfart

When someone smart does something dumb

Sude what you did there a real smartfart

by Manoffire420 April 26, 2021

Smartcastic

A genius form of sarcasm. Combination of sarcastic and smart.

I didn't mean anything by it. I was being smartcastic!

by Hoosiermomma August 29, 2011

Smartcar

a sex move that involves driving a smart car over a woman's hips somehow making their genitalia tighter and then inserting the penis into the vagina

Carlos mocha-late driving a smartcar

by c fizzleee December 3, 2010