smaretin

A colloquial term and progression from the more common 'nightmare'.

Eg

I lost £500 quid in Vegas last night and had an absolute Smaretin!

by Dave Matthews (Selleck, Squeak) September 16, 2004

Smartin

One who worships animals and bestiality and the like. Getting caught for bestiality in school.

Smartin Ang.

by xerofication October 12, 2010

Smarketing

Brilliant Marketing ploys. Often using subtle and/or innovative ways to sell a product.

Dude, that shitty crunk-core band is selling lines of coke in the spine of their cds cases, now that's smarketing.

by geizo94 December 17, 2009

Smartini

A nickname for a quick cocktail/smart drink before heading out and hitting the town.

Joanna enjoyed a smartini on the back deck before Henry came to pick her up for a night of dinner and dancing.

"Fancy a smartini before we go?"

by Seamaj March 16, 2009

smarting

Synonymous with hurting.

Are you still smarting from paying for that dinner?

by Cortland Klein July 26, 2005

Smartin

Martin or Smartin Soldo (it depends on what hairstyle he has) is my short, big ass, smelly feet cousine. He is not very good at school because he is not very smart. He's got cute baby-face and some freckles on nose. Some girts find it cute (like me, because he is my cousine, my brother, my life) but most of them don't. The thing that girls like about him is that he plays handball. He is goal keeper and often get's a ball in his head (but that doesn't matter because his head is unusable).

Me: Martin! (Smartin)
Martin: What?
Me: Hi.

by SMartin 2403 April 9, 2022

smarting

Smart farting.

I didn't want to fart in church. So I'm smarting in the men's room instead.

by Rygone October 7, 2016