smansi
smansi = i swear
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Smaisian
informal : A small or an abnormally short Asian when compared to the average height of an Asian. Smaisian is a combination of the word "Small" and of the word "Asian".
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Wibu Smansa
A phrase that is used to call Smansa's most depressed and bullied student Ri-ki Kurni-awan. It is said that we should immediately run away when encountering the Wibu Smansa
Wibu Smansa by Lee Am See May 25, 2021
smanik
When two lovers integrate the use of barbeque sauce while either:
a) recieving or giving a blumpkin
b) having sex on a table
c) and/or having anal sex
a) recieving or giving a blumpkin
b) having sex on a table
c) and/or having anal sex
smanik by HollyHorny69 January 19, 2010
Seansick
Feeling detached from, or deeply missing, the greatest person in your life, Sean, a God amongst men. Sean God
Seansick by dundundun... April 29, 2011
Sansin
Sansin is the name of the sexiest guy you will ever meet! cares about you lots, is real friendly and has the best ever sense of humor! also loves to make people smile with his dancing and loves to be in the spot light. He's real talented in many ways like playing the piano, skating and stunting. Sansin has the best jokes and body. If your lucky enough to meet a Sansin, never, ever let him go!
Scansion
A flesh eating inflamation of the patellae, spreading slowly to the tibia and fibula, until gangrene kicks in and urgent amputational surgery is necessary. In most cases it creates a nasty smell and oozes snail-slime-like liquid everywhere, infecting others as it enters the nasal tracts and with even clothing contact.
"Mate, your scansion is vile, get to a clinic NOW!"
"Doctor, I don't know what it is, please help me!"
"I'm sorry sir, it's scansion. I could tell from the putrid smell and torrential oozing from your knees."
"Doctor, I don't know what it is, please help me!"
"I'm sorry sir, it's scansion. I could tell from the putrid smell and torrential oozing from your knees."
Scansion by JBIEMCIKJWIITMHI February 24, 2010
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