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freddie: do you remember izzy?
dan: smansi she’s pregnant now
smansi by tyxty August 18, 2020
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Smaisian 

informal : A small or an abnormally short Asian when compared to the average height of an Asian. Smaisian is a combination of the word "Small" and of the word "Asian".
"I think Tanaka is quite a Smaisian for an Asian". "Asians are quite a bit taller than people expect, the only reason why people think Asians are so short is really because of Smaisians".
Smaisian by Perryism March 4, 2021

Wibu Smansa 

A phrase that is used to call Smansa's most depressed and bullied student Ri-ki Kurni-awan. It is said that we should immediately run away when encountering the Wibu Smansa
Dude, yesterday I met Wibu Smansa and I just ran away. I got chills dude.
Wibu Smansa by Lee Am See May 25, 2021
When two lovers integrate the use of barbeque sauce while either:

a) recieving or giving a blumpkin
b) having sex on a table
c) and/or having anal sex
Susan smaniked Jim on top of a cafeteria table while at school.
smanik by HollyHorny69 January 19, 2010

Seansick 

Feeling detached from, or deeply missing, the greatest person in your life, Sean, a God amongst men. Sean God
My goodness, I am so seansick, I really need to see Sean
Seansick by dundundun... April 29, 2011
Sansin is the name of the sexiest guy you will ever meet! cares about you lots, is real friendly and has the best ever sense of humor! also loves to make people smile with his dancing and loves to be in the spot light. He's real talented in many ways like playing the piano, skating and stunting. Sansin has the best jokes and body. If your lucky enough to meet a Sansin, never, ever let him go!
Person 1: oooooh whos that guy with the mega six pack who jus did a back-flip?!

Person 2: oh thats Sansin, hes taken. gets all the chicks.
Sansin by kiakaha October 12, 2011

Scansion 

A flesh eating inflamation of the patellae, spreading slowly to the tibia and fibula, until gangrene kicks in and urgent amputational surgery is necessary. In most cases it creates a nasty smell and oozes snail-slime-like liquid everywhere, infecting others as it enters the nasal tracts and with even clothing contact.
"Mate, your scansion is vile, get to a clinic NOW!"

"Doctor, I don't know what it is, please help me!"
"I'm sorry sir, it's scansion. I could tell from the putrid smell and torrential oozing from your knees."
Scansion by JBIEMCIKJWIITMHI February 24, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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