A combination of the words smexy and asian. It means smexy asian. Used as a compliment for items that are sexually asian or for asians who are smexy(sexy).
A crazy asian. Someone originating from Asia, who isn't mentally correct, or has mental disibilities. Mostly used to make fun of Asians who are smarter then us white people, because we cannot think of a more creative put-down.
I met a guy named Josh on myspace, and he was crazy. I later discovered he was an Asian, so now he is my smasian.
informal : A small or an abnormally short Asian when compared to the average height of an Asian. Smaisian is a combination of the word "Small" and of the word "Asian".
"I think Tanaka is quite a Smaisian for an Asian". "Asians are quite a bit taller than people expect, the only reason why people think Asians are so short is really because of Smaisians".
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.