A combination of the words smexy and asian. It means smexy asian. Used as a compliment for items that are sexually asian or for asians who are smexy(sexy).
A crazy asian. Someone originating from Asia, who isn't mentally correct, or has mental disibilities. Mostly used to make fun of Asians who are smarter then us white people, because we cannot think of a more creative put-down.
I met a guy named Josh on myspace, and he was crazy. I later discovered he was an Asian, so now he is my smasian.
informal : A small or an abnormally short Asian when compared to the average height of an Asian. Smaisian is a combination of the word "Small" and of the word "Asian".
"I think Tanaka is quite a Smaisian for an Asian". "Asians are quite a bit taller than people expect, the only reason why people think Asians are so short is really because of Smaisians".
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*