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scammage 

A concatenation of scam and dammage. ie. The financial damage that various perpetrators ( individuals or organizations ) foist on their victims.
The scammage that Bernie Madoff 's Ponzi scheme had on his victims was astronomical in it's scope.
scammage by Rocketastronomer July 4, 2016
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Slammage 

verb (used with object)

1. extremely hard, savage Fucking against an immovabe object.

adjective

2. a fierce, brutal, or ferocious sexual encounter.
1. the slammage we had last night when she threw me up against the wall and totally dismantled me was feral.

2. that Guy was beaten, broken and maimed by slammage encounters of the sexual kind.
Slammage by L&G Discussions December 4, 2009
A particularly tasty sandwich. Variant of sammich
Ooh, I'm gonna eat me a sammage!
sammage by darabidduckie January 28, 2009

scummage 

Rummage for scum. To search for things that aren't valuable to most.
After we couldn't pull any chicks from the bar, we scummaged Chinatown for hookers.
scummage by Maximum Powers July 8, 2007

Scummage 

derives from "scum/scumbag". aka being disgusting or bad. also can ean looking for/hunting
"did u hear what oul paul did? absolute scummage"
"im on the scummage for a bit of weed"
Scummage by Glitter dick hole March 5, 2021

smammage 

Used as a verb, it means to seriously fuck someone up, man.

As a noun, it can be used interchangeably with sandwich, as long as you are talking about a highly luscious sandwich.
Man, I smammaged your ass in AOK:TC last night.

or

I eat my smammage with lots of mayonnaise.
smammage by big G February 6, 2004
Term used to define the act of getting verbally destroyed by someone who is using sam on Microsoft text to speech.
As the result of such utter and horrible sammage derrick proceeded to sit quietly for the rest of the night
sammage by imsannr December 4, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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