(1)the compromise of integrity and all things wholesome by sleazy, self-serving creeps and those whose souls are generally covered in goop; (2) the end result of the actions of lowlifes, making a place of work or other environment so morally funky that you want to take a shower after you leave

"My new boss turned a job I once loved into Smarmageddon."
"Our group had morals and vision and a purpose, but since that new Executive Director was hired, the place has turned into Smarmageddon."

Smarmageddon by Plains Mermaid January 3, 2009

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smarmageddon

when the level of internet snark finally explodes and creates a black hole full of hugs and sneezing pandas.

I swear, that bitch is so smug. Her snarky twitterfeed is totes gonna lead to a smarmageddon.

smarmageddon by Court_pdx June 1, 2010

Stormageddon

The dark lord of all. Known as "Alfie" by mortals.

Demons run when Stormageddon smiles.

Stormageddon by Rebochan October 10, 2011

spermageddon

N. A state of post-coital exhaustion caused by excessive ejaculation such that sperm count temporarily drops to zero.

After the fifth round Teemu groaned, rolled over, and sank into sweet, cuddle-free sleep. The countdown to spermageddon began.

spermageddon by Nicnoc November 25, 2010

Smegmageddon

A natural disaster caused by an extreme excess of smegma concealed in one's own foreskin. Usually caused by not cleaning your foreskin on the regular or from dietary problems resulting in a sudden growth of smegma.

Bill: Hey man are you going to the game tomorrow?
Fred: Nah man my family and I are getting out of town before the Smegmageddon gets here.
Bill: OH SH*T I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
Fred: Yeah dude, it's pretty tragic.

Smegmageddon by Grandpa Bob June 28, 2016

sarsmageddon

Armageddon, SARS style!

On the 13th day of (anti)christmas, Satan gave to me, SARSMAGEDDON

sarsmageddon by Korsrol December 21, 2004

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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