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Smarmageddon 

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(1)the compromise of integrity and all things wholesome by sleazy, self-serving creeps and those whose souls are generally covered in goop; (2) the end result of the actions of lowlifes, making a place of work or other environment so morally funky that you want to take a shower after you leave
"My new boss turned a job I once loved into Smarmageddon."
"Our group had morals and vision and a purpose, but since that new Executive Director was hired, the place has turned into Smarmageddon."
Smarmageddon by Plains Mermaid January 3, 2009

smarmageddon 

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when the level of internet snark finally explodes and creates a black hole full of hugs and sneezing pandas.
I swear, that bitch is so smug. Her snarky twitterfeed is totes gonna lead to a smarmageddon.
smarmageddon by Court_pdx June 1, 2010

Stormageddon 

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The dark lord of all. Known as "Alfie" by mortals.
Demons run when Stormageddon smiles.
Stormageddon by Rebochan October 10, 2011

spermageddon 

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N. A state of post-coital exhaustion caused by excessive ejaculation such that sperm count temporarily drops to zero.
After the fifth round Teemu groaned, rolled over, and sank into sweet, cuddle-free sleep. The countdown to spermageddon began.
spermageddon by Nicnoc November 25, 2010

Smegmageddon 

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A natural disaster caused by an extreme excess of smegma concealed in one's own foreskin. Usually caused by not cleaning your foreskin on the regular or from dietary problems resulting in a sudden growth of smegma.
Bill: Hey man are you going to the game tomorrow?
Fred: Nah man my family and I are getting out of town before the Smegmageddon gets here.
Bill: OH SH*T I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
Fred: Yeah dude, it's pretty tragic.
Smegmageddon by Grandpa Bob June 28, 2016

sarsmageddon

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On the 13th day of (anti)christmas, Satan gave to me, SARSMAGEDDON
sarsmageddon by Korsrol December 21, 2004
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