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Term used to define the act of getting verbally destroyed by someone who is using sam on Microsoft text to speech.
As the result of such utter and horrible sammage derrick proceeded to sit quietly for the rest of the night
sammage by imsannr December 4, 2007
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Slammage 

verb (used with object)

1. extremely hard, savage Fucking against an immovabe object.

adjective

2. a fierce, brutal, or ferocious sexual encounter.
1. the slammage we had last night when she threw me up against the wall and totally dismantled me was feral.

2. that Guy was beaten, broken and maimed by slammage encounters of the sexual kind.
Slammage by L&G Discussions December 4, 2009
Condescending word for people who go to social studies program, instead of science. War between "sammare" and "naturare" (scientists) are common at most high schools in Sweden. The word is often used as an insult among scientists, and the other way around. Social studies and Science are the two major programs in Sweden.
Fucking sammare!
Do you know why you cant derivate a "sammare"?
Ans: Because they have no function.
Sammare by Christian Jörgensen December 28, 2007
Basically means same, but we say sameage cos we're cool.

Invented by Grant :)
Grant: omg i love this song
Sam: samage!
Grant: sameage!!
Sameage by Sam Storey February 10, 2008
When yo' friend sam gets pissed and rampages
dude! did you see see sam last weekend? he went on a sampage after his girlfriend turned his dick into spaghetti!
sampage by Senior tittles January 29, 2009
Sameage means you think the same as the person you r talkin to or you like the same things as the person you are talking to.
Georgia - I love my new neon nail varnish!

Sophiee - Sameage!
Sameage by Sophiee Baybee April 16, 2009
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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