Small cock

Something a guy named Jacob has. The one guy named jacob knows that this is about him.

Man Jacob has such a small cock...

by Memereme June 8, 2022

small-cock

1. To have an abnormally small penis.

2. A small male chicken.

"Wow, Sling has a small cock for a fatman."

by MF November 26, 2002

Small cock humiliation

When a man gains sexual pleasure from his small dick being criticized and degraded

Small cock humiliation really turns me on. Theres nothing more erotic than when someone tells me how inadequate my cock is.

by Zhennti October 12, 2018

tough talk for a fella with a small cock

when you try to roast sonic and he says back “tough talk for a fella with a small cock” you instantly die.

you: “sonic you are gay”

sonic: “tough talk for a fella with a small cock”

by snitsgrits May 12, 2020

Darren Small Cock

Noun

Derogatory name of a man with a penis of below average girth. Applies no matter what length

(1st girl) "how was your date last night?"
(2nd girl) "Date with who?...Oh, Darren Small Cock. It was 'grrreat'... I didn't get much or orgasm until after he left ;)"

by tracyducy December 16, 2012

captian small cock

A male who has a huge attitude, thinks his shit doesn't stink, and really has no reason to treat others like shit.

Who does he think he is Captian small cock...

by jillabc March 22, 2008

Big Talk, Small Cock Syndrome

1. When someone compensates for lack of size by using big words.
2. When an online videogame player talks a big game to compensate for lack of size.
3. When a videogame player insults other players due to his own lack of size.

-Dude, you fucking prick motherfuckers. Watch me pwn you next round you noobsicle cocksucking pricks!!!

-Dude, stfu and play the game already.

-Hey, fuck you prick! I fucked your momma last night with my bigass dick. What are you gonna do about it, huh biatch? You can't even find your tiny ass prick. That's how small you are.

-Dude, what's his problem?

-Big talk, small cock syndrome.

by isselman2000 September 5, 2009