shyte

A shyte is a measure of information - usually on a computer. One shyte equals one byte. A shyte is used to measure corrupt data, bad programming and rubbish on the internet.

A spam message might contain 5 kiloshytes (KS), a virus-infected file attachment could be 1.5 megashytes (MS) in size, a bad sector on a hard disk might take up 3 megashytes. Something measured in gigashytes (GS)can be left to the imagination.

by MF April 13, 2004

cheese

A solid food prepared from the pressed curd of milk, often seasoned and aged.

"Cheese is mad good shit."

by MF September 04, 2002

concatenate

Sexual relations instigated by a nerd or geek seeking to appear learned.

Nerd: "Hey beautiful, how about my go back to parent's basement and concatenate?"
Woman: "No."

by MF January 08, 2004

Buzzlenoff

To eat poopy underwear while sucking a dick when yur having a heartattack so much that causes yur cum to go in yur brain and kill you.

My dad died from brady's buzzlenoff

by MF February 03, 2005

tentiprawn

short for tentacle pr0n

OMFG!!11 an ftp full of tentiprawn! lucky!!

by mf April 13, 2004

nuts

n 1. testicles.

"Ohh fuck, I got hit in the nuts."

by MF September 06, 2002

spoogleness

The number someone or a bot adds to the channel limit (shortly) after someone has joined, for flood control purposes.

15:02 * mf spoogles the channel with +2 spoogleness
15:02 -!- mode/#channel (+l 38) by mf

by mf March 17, 2005