smalec

a blow job, where the head of the penis is inserted into the mouth, but the shaft is masterbated by the person giving the blow job

"wow, she can give me a smalec anytime"

by alec wilson April 3, 2009

smilecry

To have your lips in a position that makes it seem like you're smiling when you're really crying.

*SPOILERS for Spiderman 3* In that scene when Harry was dying, Peter and MJ were totally smilecrying.

Bob: Joe, what're you smiling for? We're at a funeral!
Bill: He's not smiling, he just smilecries a lot.

by Kiiloy December 25, 2007

Salecassy

Another name for a huge cock.

Girl #1: "Oh My God! I heard Justin & Thomas has a Salecassy."

Girl #2: "I need to see this!"

by akeytonothing December 10, 2010

smale

To put somebody in an awkward position.

I felt so smaled when Joe pushed me against the wall and sang the Hannah Montana theme song.

by CadnelGirls April 12, 2011

smilecore

An incredible mix of happiness in the form of music resulting in a song that's fucking amazing. Basically indie rock you can dance to de capulet (:

Girl: "i love smilecore. it makes me want to dance "

by muffinsha December 31, 2007

smallcockitis

A disease, typically contracted at birth, in which a man is born with a tiny useless penis

When I was born the doctor told my parents I have smallcockitis

by Babydickmcgee November 17, 2015

smalenis

30th of November is smalenis day which is celebrated for people who have a small penises.

Happy smalenis day!
What is smalenis day?
It's a day for people with small penises.

by Finboye November 30, 2021