smagoli

idiot, jerk, moron, retard, dope

That guy who just cut me off is a smagoli.

by Troy Schwotzer August 3, 2007

Smeagoling

When your woman hops up on your cock on all 4s and rides you like your cock is her most precious.

Dude, my kids walked in while my wife was smeagoling me and she told them we were reenacting a scene from lord of the rings. Sméagol didn’t wear clothes.

by VirgoRising January 10, 2021

Smeagolized

When someone smokes crack for way too long and their face begins to shrink from the top and the bottom. The end result looks just like Smeagol.

"Whoa you are one smeagolized crack head! Where are your teeth?!"

by Thats miss Deb to you! February 23, 2008

Swagolishious

More than swag or swaggy

Man Joe that jacket is swagolishious!

by Swagolishious May 20, 2014

smeagolites

The virus you get in which your cough sounds like the word "gollum".

My smeagolites is making me crave the precious.

by Saruman's Army February 5, 2015

smaioli

pronounced like sm-aioli - the act of being EXTREMELY smelly

rewearing your dirty clothes clothes can be good for the environment, even if you’re a little bit smaioli

by funkykonggg December 19, 2021

swagolicious

a way of saying someone or something is so swag they are delicious with swag or swagolicious

girl: *sends photo of herself*

me: mamas you are swagolicious

by harrysdeodorant February 17, 2021