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smacknuts 

1.) a total douchewad.
2.) Cock-hungry rooster fucker.
3.) Glass-pane eating shitgoober.
"Yo, that fucking dicksocket is a total smacknuts."
smacknuts by jpt June 1, 2007
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slacknuts 

Nuts that are deprived of sexual intercourse therefore being "slacked" or "slacking".
Hey slacknuts, you aint got laid in months.
slacknuts by Jerry Schlong June 28, 2006
Your ballsack.
Oh shit man, that almost hit me in the sacknuts
Sacknuts by That Druid Man June 28, 2011

Smackins 

Who left the smackins on the counter?
or
The only girls left at midnight were smackins.
Smackins by Smittytricks December 28, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026