smackeye 

A person who uses smack so much so that it shows in their eyes, symptoms include red (pink) eye, and a cheesy dick. Try as hard as they want, they will never be able to wash it.

I can smell cheese! Ross you smackeye put your trousers back on! Just wash it!

Ah man look at him, he's such a smackeye, I bet he smells funny downstairs.

smackeye by BigRev November 21, 2006

smackeye 

A person with the eyes of a junkie. By curious coinsidence, also commonly found to have a cheesedick.

Briggsy ur a smackeye

smackeye by . November 20, 2006

smackerel 

The amount of honey that Whinne the Pooh eats, everytime he puts his hand in the honey pot.

"Mmm delicous, just a smackerel of honey."

smackerel by davo99 December 26, 2011

smackey head 

People that annoy, anger or frustrate you at school during playtime. This new phrase is highly adaptable and can be used in any irritating situation.

Joe is a Smackey Head for taking away my toy truck.

It’s Monday and Sarah is being a Smackey Head again.

That’s my Transformer you Smackey Head!

Come back here you Smackey Head!

smackey head by KIDSRFUNNY June 26, 2021

smackered 

When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".

"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"

OR

"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"

smackered by DanEdd June 20, 2006

smackey 

Someone (usually a kid) who is smart, witty, energetic, can take a stance, be cool and wants to have fun.

Can be used as both noun and verb
He is smackey (noun)
He is a smackey kid (verb)

smackey by smackey himself October 5, 2013

smackedehoe

to smack the hoe.

Dude, just smackedehoe

smackedehoe by Barracus November 2, 2010