smackerel

The amount of honey that Whinne the Pooh eats, everytime he puts his hand in the honey pot.

"Mmm delicous, just a smackerel of honey."

by davo99 December 26, 2011

Smackerel

When you hit smack some one in the face with the fish, mackerel.

I hit my sister in the face with a mackerel. It was a smackerel.

by Blessed&rad September 3, 2013

Rat Smacker

Someone who dares to go against the odds and smacks those fucking rats. These people are also rumoured to be a secret society controlling the world with their power. Fear the rat smackers.

Person: "Bro"
Person: "You smack Rats?"
Rat Smacker: "Yeah"
Person: "Nice"

by BigSmithyMac March 12, 2020

Red Mackerel

A obvious mistake made intentionally for your boss to discover. Making your boss feel useful and allowing other mistakes to go unnoticed.

Put a Red Mackerel in that report so we don’t have to redo the whole thing.

by Bob Greaton October 1, 2019

Columbian Lip Smacker

The act of taking a shit in a girl's mouth, then proceeding to receive a blowjob from said girl.

Yo Carla gave me a Columbian Lip Smacker last night and let me tell you it was kinkyyyy.

by Blumpkinlover553 December 5, 2016

snackeral

A tasty morsel or snack.

Alicia said to Hillary "Would you like a snackeral with your beverage?".

by ChocolatePirate November 5, 2020

Holy Mother Mackerel

Feeling Surprised, Joyed, Amazed.

"HOLY MOTHER MACKEREL IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS!"

by institutional March 16, 2017