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smackered 

When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".
"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"

OR

"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"
smackered by DanEdd June 20, 2006
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Rat Smacker 

Someone who dares to go against the odds and smacks those fucking rats. These people are also rumoured to be a secret society controlling the world with their power. Fear the rat smackers.
Person: "Bro"
Person: "You smack Rats?"
Rat Smacker: "Yeah"
Person: "Nice"
Rat Smacker by BigSmithyMac March 12, 2020

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

Back the Fuck Up Before You Get Smacked the Fuck Up - A Term Or Sentence used when someone has done something wrong or has fucked up. Or when they are obnoxious.

1. When You talk to much
2.When you forget to pay a pimp
3.Fucking with people.
4.What the hell is wrong with you?
Bob: Hey yo ted wheres my money Nigga?
Steve: You Better back the Fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bob

Columbian Lip Smacker 

The act of taking a shit in a girl's mouth, then proceeding to receive a blowjob from said girl.
Yo Carla gave me a Columbian Lip Smacker last night and let me tell you it was kinkyyyy.

smacked ass 

an absolute idiot that walks around as if he's got no clue in life.
act right, you smacked ass.
smacked ass by Karolyn C July 21, 2005

Smacker of toast 

A slice or round of toast. Commonly used in Wiltshire, England.
Would you like one smacker of toast, or two?

smackeroonies 

money, see? greenbacks, ben franklins, get it? don't be a chump see?
I'll give you $10,000 smackeroonies to kick Dave's ass
smackeroonies by schism-gism November 6, 2008