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smackbook 

Facebook, the most addictive website in the world. Also 'crackbook.' In some circumstances, smackbook may be more appropriate to say than crackbook.
Yesterday I spent 14 hours on smackbook, which now rivals only my heroine addiction in competition for my free time.

"Hey man, I saw your girlfriend dumped you on crackbook! You are one pathetic loser!"
"Seriously, I am so done with this smackbook."

smackjob 

being one of comitting an act of stupidity; Name given to one who commits an innocent but stupid act; One who commits acts void of common sense; Term of endearment for those who commit acts void of common sense
I cant believe your wearing shorts in the snow; what a smackjob.
smackjob by SickNastyLeon December 7, 2006

Smackadoobie

French for a wild card. Hence it may be used in any circumstance or situation one might find himself/herself in.

A wild card is a phrase that can be used in place of any noun, verb, pronoun, and/or adjective. (Excluding adverbs)

Derived from French dialect in the mid 1699's as a naval code word to express a feeling of doubt or horror. It has since taken on a different form of meaning in today's society.
bryan and chuck met a girl who had a nice set of smackaboodies.

while watching a tv informercial on water aerobics, i got a sharp smackadoobie.

i watched a live smackaboodie get fried up on the food network.
Smackadoobie by TommyT17 October 15, 2009

smackfools 

Hardcore azz mofo, who will definatly smack your ass down.. One of the best duelers in UO...That nigga will whoop yo azz fo sho!
"Damn Nigga!, This foo Smackfools be ballin Outa control!...
smackfools by Rimjaw December 23, 2004

SmackBaby 

A baby, whose mother used heroin(smack) during the 9 months of pregnancy.
Unfortunately Frank, this baby is a smackbaby
SmackBaby by randy Farris April 5, 2011

smackaboo 

Sucking dick is smackaboo
smackaboo by Litty Titties May 20, 2017