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smackbook 

Facebook, the most addictive website in the world. Also 'crackbook.' In some circumstances, smackbook may be more appropriate to say than crackbook.
Yesterday I spent 14 hours on smackbook, which now rivals only my heroine addiction in competition for my free time.

"Hey man, I saw your girlfriend dumped you on crackbook! You are one pathetic loser!"
"Seriously, I am so done with this smackbook."
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Smashbook 

Ok, this is basically a cross between a scrapbook and a journal. Any memories you have - a movie ticket, pic of friends, bottle cap, pin, can all be glued, taped, tied, stapled, whatever - in this epic spiral bound book. Great for keeping memories close.
Smashbook
Smashbook by funihuni September 6, 2013
Australian slang for Adult pornographic print publications.
Glossy format enables easy removal of fluid spillage.
Most commly read by males and butch lesbians in luchrooms at places of employment.
Known cure for blueballs syndrome.
My stickbooks arrive via mail subscription.
stickbook by gladi June 26, 2008

stalkbook 

1.) Noun. A name used for a popular college based social webpage becuase of the ease of "researching" other people on it. 2.) Verb. When one does "research" on someone on said popular college based social webpage.
I met Ashley at the bar, found at she went to State, but didn't get her number. So, I looked her up on stalkbook.

Before his blind date, Jon stalkedbooked Lisa.
stalkbook by Bobby B for Free April 25, 2006

Stalkbooker

A person who stalks people on Facebook
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Stalkbooker by WRCphotog January 21, 2010

mackbook 

1. an address book containing the contact information of those one has macked upon

2. an address book used as a reference for making booty calls
a) Person one: bro, we need to get some bitches up in here

Person two: let me look some up in my mackbook

b) Person a. : did you get that amputee porn star's number?

Person b. : yeah, i wrote it down in my mackbook
mackbook by Der Bootymeister September 26, 2011

smackfools 

Hardcore azz mofo, who will definatly smack your ass down.. One of the best duelers in UO...That nigga will whoop yo azz fo sho!
"Damn Nigga!, This foo Smackfools be ballin Outa control!...
smackfools by Rimjaw December 23, 2004