She is a very unique person from Turkey, she is cute and beatiful in every way possible. She always knows what's best and is someone who is very valuable. Her smile will make you happy, she is the person everyone dreams of, she deserves only the best of the best, if something isn't right, you should do anything possible to get her happy again, she is just made to be happy.
I love Seyma a lot.
She is so cute! It's obviously Seyma!
There is no one in the world who deserves more than seyma.
Last night I was at this party, and it was a Slamazon Rain Forest. I really thought I was gonna get my dick wet in the Slamazon River. Turns out, I just got my ass kicked and went home alone.
Typically a Southern (Oklahoma) get down. When you're fucking your girl, you roll her over and just start slamming(Rollie Slama), until you nut and/or she looses feeling in her legs. Maximum slam power is to be used.
"She said stop Poking around in there and Rollie Slama me already!"
"Bro, you should have seen this freak last night. She turns around and says do the Rollie Slama and don't stop until I can't feel my legs baby."
This morning she wanted some Rollie Slama, next thing out of her mouth was Fuucck this is Fire"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.