HipNihilist's definitions

Slimax

A sexual climax where a man unexpectedly ejaculates more than is anticipated, and it creates a mess.

Last night I slimaxed all over myself and it felt like I just won a Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Award.

by HipNihilist November 26, 2012

liboner

An erection one achieves while at the library.

I was reading this biography of Margaret Thatcher for class, and now I have a total liboner.

by HipNihilist September 27, 2012